An Evening at the Cartesian Theatre




My name is Ashland, as in Land of Ash. I can balance a broom on the tip of my nose, I'm a level 47 White Mage with a minor in badassery, and I once stood up on a tilt-a-whirl when I was 6. Come at me, bro.


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The info for the Vibe app…a little bit of everything else, a whole lotta sex. #vine #sex #info #fyi

The info for the Vibe app…a little bit of everything else, a whole lotta sex. #vine #sex #info #fyi

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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My old cat has gotten sweeter since moving in with Arri-chan…glad to see he’s much better.

My old cat has gotten sweeter since moving in with Arri-chan…glad to see he’s much better.

Boyfriend and I found this new game…make dubstep with our iPhones.

Whoops…forgot to delete my browsing history.  My bad!  (I assume you didn’t want Asian foot fart fetish bdsm cosplay on your laptop.)

Whoops…forgot to delete my browsing history.  My bad!  (I assume you didn’t want Asian foot fart fetish bdsm cosplay on your laptop.)

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1st Quarter: I Am Kuroko

Just started Koroku no Basket and…that’s all she wrote.  See you guys in a week!

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My absolute new favorite Glee moment…in Japanese.

Basically,this is how I feel when I get to the party after everyone else has been drinking for hours.

Basically,this is how I feel when I get to the party after everyone else has been drinking for hours.

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