Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
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To Bruno Mars, Not Bruno “Ukuleles and Sunshine Just Hanging With Jack Johnson” Mars, Bruno “Leave Some Morphine at My Door” Mars
Bruno, why are you so sad?

Why are you so sad, Bruno?

BRUNO, Y U SO SAD?

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - "Same Love"
Watch this video now if you haven’t yet, because it is brilliant. I love Macklemore.
Boyfriend and I found this new game…make dubstep with our iPhones.
Whoops…forgot to delete my browsing history. My bad! (I assume you didn’t want Asian foot fart fetish bdsm cosplay on your laptop.)
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1st Quarter: I Am Kuroko
Just started Koroku no Basket and…that’s all she wrote. See you guys in a week!
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I love JacobiMacaroni for posting this one. <3
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My absolute new favorite Glee moment…in Japanese.
Basically,this is how I feel when I get to the party after everyone else has been drinking for hours.
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(゚∀゚)
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